Legal buzzkill: We roast your ego, not your privacy.
Photos are processed in memory and instantly deleted. We do not store, share, or sell your images. Ever. The only thing we keep are anonymized math vectors to remember your face for future insults. No names, no metadata, no browsing history -- just cold, hard geometry.
We use basic analytics to understand how people use the site. We do not run third-party ad trackers. Payments are processed securely through Stripe -- we never see or store your card details.
If you have questions, complaints, or existential dread about your data, contact us at [email protected].
Last updated: February 2026